I think what you meant to say is " he would be vacuuming the sins from those who have made the journey to the afterlife!"

So he plays for the Chiefs NOW? :shrug:

Can we expect the Kansas City version of the "Immaculate Reception"?

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May 17th 2014


You heard it here first!

Thanks for the insight Nostril-dumass. :)

If you listen to some Titans and Texas Longhorns fan you would believe he is alive and well on earth today and named Vince Young.

Psshh...they're nuts. In the beginning, God said "Let there be light" then Tim Tebow flipped the switch.

Him, the easter bunny, santa, and the tooth fairy are all playing cards. No ETA on the final hand.

I wonder if he would give feedback like that guy who makes the Chiefs' cuts.

"Here's the deal. You just aren't getting it done. You're not bright, you're not pious, and what's with that drinking problem? I've gotta tell you, God has really lost confidence in you. He's thinking that he should've used the flesh to make a dolphin or something."

Nice. I bet he sends someone asking you to report, and they remind you 'too be sure to bring your bible."

I really, really, really hope its not before my Dad puts his trust in Him.

You wont see him Red Rider..."for he comes like a thief in the night".

I just hope he not drinking Miller beer ...

When Jesus comes back, I hope He makes pizza into His Body. Pizza and Pepsi, for His blood. 'm tired of those little wafers.

Here ya go...

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html :)