Top Mensa Pick Up Lines

"This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?"

"Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"

"Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

"What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?"

"Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"

"It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified."

"You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse."

"Vini, Vici, Va-va-va-voom!"

"You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night."

"That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."

"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

"If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you hold it against me?"

"I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

"Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"

"By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."

"Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."

If you pass, it means that you are a fart smeller!!!

err...

I mean, smart feller.

Could be wrong, but I think there are membership dues. I should know, I'm a member.

Ok not a member, but I know someone who knows a member.

Thanks for "clarifying."

ok, maybe there aren't any membership dues, but I think there is a stat out there that states 45% of all MENSA's are gay.

Actually, I just looked into it and I was mistaken. There are dues. Oops.

oh, you sure do know your 'members'...

Wouldn't it be funny if, all along, the MENSA society's chief person had a lower-than-genius IQ, and has made a substantial living bilking "smart" people?

Oh. Nevermind.

Some non-profit organization that is...

Take the test but do you really need a piece of paper to tell you that you're smart?

Seriously, from what I heard all they do at MENSA meetings is have a gigantic circle jerk and talk about how dumb everyone is other than them...

The problem with the typical MENSA-ite is, they are really book smart but lack all of the other fundamental people skills you can't acquire when home schooled...

because we all know MENSA-ites are usually home schooled...

and I'm going to stop making things up now.

You're being tested for a vaccine-resistant staph infection? Ouch. Good luck.

Take it? Heck, Mensa comes to me for answers.

I was supposed to take it and the building was right around the corner so i figured i could just ride on the hood of my friends car for fun. I fell off and got hurt so i didn't get to take it. I think I would have passed tho

You actually made the quotation signal with your hands when you typed that, didn't you.

I love you, DP.

he is definitely one of the funniest guys on this site...not quite as funny as me, but pretty close