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Donger 11-03-2007 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE
Isn't that kind of hitting on a woman? I bet she was taken aback.
No. It's a simple question. And, we've vacationed with this couple.

Donger 11-03-2007 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueballs
define masturbation
If I thrust and hump two pillows
is that masturbation
Yes, it is.

JohninGpt 11-03-2007 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger
Not at all. She brought it up, in a playful way. I just closed it.
She is the someone I had in mind.
Damn, that sounds...well, about right in a masturbation thread.

blueballs 11-03-2007 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger
Yes, it is.
shit
too often

Donger 11-03-2007 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE
As for myself, less than you might imagine.
Not me. Your hatred of your sex organs is demonstrable.

siberian khatru 11-03-2007 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOATSE
As for myself, less than you might imagine.
"I don't know, I can imagine a lot." [/Hand Solo]

ChiefsCountry 11-03-2007 06:43 PM
I prefer to have a female do it for me.

Donger 11-03-2007 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru
"I don't know, I can imagine a lot." [/Hand Solo]
Isn't it, "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit"?

blueballs 11-03-2007 06:44 PM
the pillows say "hers" by the way

siberian khatru 11-03-2007 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger
Isn't it, "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit"?
Probably. I'll defer to you, since you've made it a habit of holding me to exact movie quotes. I'll just paraphrase from now on -- or better yet, look them up first before posting, so I know I get them perfect and don't incur your superior knowledge.

KChiefs1 11-03-2007 06:47 PM
Does it increase your testosterone?

JohninGpt 11-03-2007 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueballs
the pillows say "hers" by the way
Sure they do
Quote:
[[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!]

blueballs 11-03-2007 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt
Sure they do
the stitching chaffes

Donger 11-03-2007 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
Probably. I'll defer to you, since you've made it a habit of holding me to exact movie quotes. I'll just paraphrase from now on -- or better yet, look them up first before posting, so I know I get them perfect and don't incur your superior knowledge.
Someone needs to jerk off, obviously.

BigMeatballDave 11-03-2007 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
Never, i have a gf
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not doing it...


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