Carlin, for the win.

You can burp, and cum at the same time.

so pepper and a sneeze shield
are the keys to lengthy sex

Sneeze shield should be optional!

you can't piss and scratch your ass at the same time either...which is bullshit because i like to multi task

I had a boss once that told me of stories when he was in Korea and he and a buddy we doubling on this skank he found that if he stuck his finger in her mouth to the point she gaged it made her body tense up and with something filing each of the lower holes it made the chick buck violently.

He said he just kept gagging her till they both blew.

Don't know about the sneeze shield but sounds like a winner to me. :thumb:

If I sneeze and there's any sort of urine in my bladder or the other end's full, it comes out. No such thing as holding it in when you can't feel it to begin with.

You folks, are lucky. :nosmilie:

sneezing cause muscle contraction
pooping requires muscle contraction
pissing requires muscle relaxation
paraplegia prohibits certain muscle contractions



now if i can just figure out why it's possible to have diarrhea, vomit and piss at the same time. :shake:

I think we've got a new smaque entry: the ungrammatical double entendre. Here, we see Hog Farmer making skillful use. Notice how he enquires as to why the target isn't wearing a tampon while simultaneously saying, "You are tampon." Well played. :clap:

:LOL:ROFL