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El Jefe 06-27-2008 01:58 PM
Beer and a sweet bike to pull all the hot chicks I want.

whatsmynameagain 06-27-2008 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260 (Post 4816071)
If you're a woman.

Or 16.
whatever, great taste less filling, world beer cup, along with being an all natural pilsner, you can't go wrong.


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beavis 06-27-2008 03:53 PM
I've been to Beer Heaven. It's located in Munich, Germany.

tomahawk kid 06-27-2008 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260 (Post 4816071)
If you're a woman.

Or 16.
I assume that's why I've seen more than one pick on this very board of you drinking it.........

FAX 06-27-2008 05:47 PM
Wow!! The Velvet Mirkin is a beer AND a deviant sexual act.

I didn't know that.

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:48 PM
I think I'm going to call my next band The Velvet Merkins.

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:49 PM
The next thing you know, Velvet Jones is going to want a beer named after him, too.

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:49 PM
It's cold outside, honey ... be sure and wear your Velvet Mirkins.

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:50 PM
When you turn a reversible Velvet Mirkin inside out, you have a Velvet Nikrim.

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:51 PM
This Mirkin feels like sandpaper!! Somebody bring me a Velvet Mirkin!!

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:56 PM
For God's sake, be careful and don't spill that Coke on the sofa!!! That's brand new Velvet Mirkin!!

FAX

FAX 06-27-2008 05:57 PM
Her panties were too tight and kept pinching her Velvet Mirkin.

FAX

tomahawk kid 06-27-2008 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260 (Post 4816479)
My tastes took time to mature. Hell, you could still find me drinking one at present under the right circumstances. Doesn't mean I'll go so far as to call it a "good beer". You could also find me in a McDonald's if I was hungry and that were the only option... doesn't make their food any less shitty.
Have I mentioned that I really fucking hate beer snobs?

Rausch 06-27-2008 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4815664)
Beer heaven?

My own personal iced down keg(brand is irrelevant) and a catheter.
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Yeeaaah. Um...I'm going to have to go with the big angry Hitler NEIN on the catheter.

When I hear "Yes Mr. Rausch, we're going to jab this tube up yer' penis so's you don't have to get up to use the re-" I don't think it's miller time.

I think I'd have to toss my unopened can of brew betwix their eyes with as much velocity as I can muster before I GTFO...:spock:

Rausch 06-27-2008 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 4816058)
Suicide bomber?
Jagermeistermuffinbomber...:drool:


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