I just wanted to say that it's great we have all of your life experience on this website. What would we do without all that wisdom?

I'm available anytime next week to meet with her and provide verification for you that she's a virgin.

fyp.

Congrats, I think.

I told ya that week in Vegas would come in handy. ;)

I would like to give you a pig for a wedding gift but you'll have your own in about 2 years!

Dude, good luck... Your need it...

I just took the plunge myself one week ago last saturday. Your wedding day goes by incredibly fast, which for me was nice because I'm not a fan of being the center of attention (a small part of it anyways). Just hang on for the ride and do everything that your bride, photographer and the videographer tells you and it will be fine. Those three will be telling you everything you need to do throughout the entire day. Get ready to have a sore face the day after...with the 10,000+ pictures, that's a lot of smiling.

Your window for receiving blowjobs is now at 8 days. Congrats.

Glorify the word -one who sucks the penis
Why that's a beautiful one who sucks the penis
never -EVER -That low life one who sucks the penis

Memorize this phrase:

"Yes dear, you're right, I'm sorry."

You'll use it a lot.

You still have 9 days to ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!! :D

Congrats DJJ. If you're planning on kids, wait 4-5 years. Enjoy each others company for a while. Go to Hawaii at least once.

Kiss your sex life goodbye.

:)LMAO wow. and don't forget to get that one last BJ.