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Katipan 10-08-2008 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 5094763)
Sounds like the town I currently live in. Do you have a town drunk ? We do, his name is Daniel Boone.
I bartended, so I was the town drunk.

No one ever called me Daniel. Douchebag a couple of times maybe...

I now know what a combine is. What a lightning bug looks like. What pig shit smells like. What an elevator in Iowa is... Cuz I was really confused the first few times I had to meet people by one. For the first time in my life, white people work at McDonalds and the inconvenience store closed at 9.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-08-2008 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094769)
I bartended, so I was the town drunk.

No one ever called me Daniel. Douchebag a couple of times maybe...

I now know what a combine is. What a lightning bug looks like. What pig shit smells like. What an elevator in Iowa is... Cuz I was really confused the first few times I had to meet people by one. For the first time in my life, white people work at McDonalds and the inconvenience store closed at 9.

LMAO Sounds like someone's first trip to the midwest.

luv 10-08-2008 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 5094746)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...rrestGump2.jpg

"I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him."
Exactly what came to my mind.

stumppy 10-08-2008 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094769)
I bartended, so I was the town drunk.

No one ever called me Daniel. Douchebag a couple of times maybe...

I now know what a combine is. What a lightning bug looks like. What pig shit smells like. What an elevator in Iowa is... Cuz I was really confused the first few times I had to meet people by one. For the first time in my life, white people work at McDonalds and the inconvenience store closed at 9.
Sounds like we're neighbors. Although the closest McDonalds or any fast food for that matter is 20 miles away.

Redrum_69 10-08-2008 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5094726)
dude only gets to start one thread a day, and puts it in the wrong forum. ROFL
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I did that for a reason.

Some people dont post in that forum, just lurk.

Where as in this forum, people may post their experience.

Ultra Peanut 10-08-2008 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094723)
He's passed out in the bathroom.
That's one way to make a re-appearance.

Your avatar is so appropriate.

gblowfish 10-08-2008 10:30 AM
Off to the DC/Holy Land in 3.....2.....1...

OnTheWarpath15 10-08-2008 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094723)
He's passed out in the bathroom.
Wow.

Long time, no see.

Frazod 10-08-2008 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094760)
You'd never believe it. I don't even believe it.

I am in Waterloo Iowa after a short stint in a tiny backwater, redneck, corn fed, car dude/drug dealer/whore friendly town 2 hours outside of Omaha.

500 people in the town and there are 5 churches. I ran into Jesus all the time.

How are you?? And your lovely?
We are fine. I'm older, balder and crankier, but that's to be expected. :D

It's nice to see you back.

chasedude 10-08-2008 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5094808)
Off to the DC/Holy Land in 3.....2.....1...
I'm surprised it hasn't been moved there yet, mods must be busy today.

Frazod 10-08-2008 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 5094817)
I'm surprised it hasn't been moved there yet, mods must be busy today.
Meh. It's been thoroughly hijacked and is now about Katipan.

ClevelandBronco 10-08-2008 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5094821)
Meh. It's been thoroughly hijacked and is now about Katipan.
And lightning bugs. I miss those things, and my kids have never seen one outside of an Eric Carle book.

Redrum_69 10-08-2008 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5094821)
Meh. It's been thoroughly hijacked and is now about Katipan.


like it matters anyway


you all can go to hell..thats my political speech

Katipan 10-08-2008 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5094816)
We are fine. I'm older, balder and crankier, but that's to be expected. :D

It's nice to see you back.
I was tired of suffering alone. My roommate is a Dallas fan.

Besides I defy someone to show many more people that had a more spiritual experience on Chiefsplanet than I did. I remember saying "Oh God" quite a bit.

vailpass 10-08-2008 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094769)
I bartended, so I was the town drunk.

No one ever called me Daniel. Douchebag a couple of times maybe...

I now know what a combine is. What a lightning bug looks like. What pig shit smells like. What an elevator in Iowa is... Cuz I was really confused the first few times I had to meet people by one. For the first time in my life, white people work at McDonalds and the inconvenience store closed at 9.
ROFL I love it!
How goes it girl? Are you missing the PHX?

To a guy like me (I grew up in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, now I'm in Phoenix) that is some funny stuff.

I had no idea anybody but English speaking white people worked at McDonalds and all other eateries, restaurants, etc.
It wasn't until I moved out that I discovered the joy of non-english speaking chartacters at the drive thru. It is a rare treat if you actually get what you order.

I hope the people you meet are as nice as all the Iowans I know.
Have a tenderloin and cold beer for me would ya'?


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