Gat dammit this ain't arena ball.

I just lost the easy button and Donnie won't help us find it!

"A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Muhammad Ali, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muhammad Ali!"

Better yet caption this or just look at it, lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...injury_hex.jpg

See my cousin standing right behind me!

"Are we winning?"

I feel kind of sorry for Herm. He's almost a victim. But a well paid one, so **** him.

I made a doody this big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Herm would say, "If you can't stand the heat, get over it."

'CHECK THIS OUT, BOYS! I'm gonna lead you guys to shit, get paid five mill a year, and THOSE DUMB ****ERS ARE GONNA KEEP PAYING US TO LOSE! it's ****ing BRILLIANT!'

"Thigpen is playing great, but he's no Brodie. Croyle is America's greatest Quarterback and he's our hero. It's not my fault he gets hurt every play...if he hadn't gotten hurt i'll tell you this, we'd be talking playoffs right now. It's kinda hard to rebuild without your quarterback"

"You guys have to check out the nitrous tank! I just did a baalloon the size of Bober's ass!"

It's your guys' fault that I'll be fired in like 10 years. Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse guys!!!!!!

"Guys - guess who just got a contract extension."

YOU'RE TAKING ME TO CHUCKY CHEESES!?!?!?!?