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Mr. Flopnuts 11-29-2008 11:38 AM

What the **** is going on in here?

Donger 11-29-2008 11:40 AM

Take pictures of her breasts. Many, many pictures of her breasts. Preferably not covered in clothing.

Donger 11-29-2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 5255793)
<table height="600" width="961"><tbody><tr><td width="700">Winona Ryder

Birth name Winona Laura Horowitz
Nickname Noni
Height 5' 4" (1.63 m)
Winona Ryder was born Winona Horowitz and named after her the town in which she was born, Winona Minnesota. She grew up in a ranch commune in Northern California where there was no electricity.
She is the Goddaughter of Timothy Leary and her parents were friends of Beat poet Allen Ginsberg and once edited a book called "Shaman Woman Mainline Lady" an anthology of writings on the drug experience in literature - this included one piece by Louisa May Alcott.
Winona Ryder was later to star as Jo in this author's Little Women (1994). She moved with her parents to Petaluma (near San Francisco) when she was ten and enrolled in acting classes at the American Conservatory Theater.
At 13 she had a video audition to the film Desert Bloom (1986), but didn't get the part. Director David Seltzer, however, spotted her and cast her in Lucas (1986). When telephoned to ask how she'd like to have her name appear on the credits, she suggested Ryder as her father's Mitch Ryder album was playing the background.
Ryder was selected for the part of Mary Corleone in The Godfather: Part III (1990), but had to drop out of the role after catching the flu from the strain of doing the films Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) and Mermaids (1990) back to back. She said she didn't want to let everyone down by doing a substandard performance.
She later made The Age of Innocence (1993) which was directed by Martin Scorsese, who she believes to be "the best director in the world".
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I hate that picture. Couldn't they have at least un-twisted the straps first?

Phobia 11-29-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GoDonger (Post 5255814)
I hate that picture. Couldn't they have at least un-twisted the straps first?

Heh. Little OCD going on?

I don't mind the twists but I wish they'd have twisted one side the opposite way for some symmetry.

Buck 11-29-2008 11:51 AM

Cock Ring?

Donger 11-29-2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5255837)
Heh. Little OCD going on?

I don't mind the twists but I wish they'd have twisted one side the opposite way for some symmetry.

Yes. I would have had to have un-twisted them if I were there. Slowly, but rather clumsily.

RJ 11-29-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoDonger (Post 5255847)
Yes. I would have had to have un-twisted them if I were there. Slowly, but rather clumsily.



Better to un-buckle them than to un-twist them. Quickly, but rather clumsily.

DaneMcCloud 11-29-2008 11:59 AM

Just be careful if you take her shopping.

Also, she like to give hand drums as gifts so if you're not into that type of thing, tell you have no rhythm.

Phobia 11-29-2008 12:03 PM

FWIW, this is not a good time to start dating somebody. Wait until after the new year and until mid-february if you can swing it.

RJ 11-29-2008 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5255866)
FWIW, this is not a good time to start dating somebody. Wait until after the new year and until mid-february if you can swing it.



Good point. I've been married so long I'd forgotten all about that.

Rain Man 11-29-2008 01:43 PM

I have a little bit of a "harmless married man crush" on Winona. She's a cutie, or maybe a kleptocutie.

I would agree with Donger about getting pictures of her breasts. That would be nice. Also, I'm sure that she views Beetlejuice as her masterpiece work, so you should watch Beetlejuice several times to the point where you know her lines by heart, and then don't acknowledge any of those other chick flicks that she's not proud of.

DJJasonp 11-29-2008 02:22 PM

Didnt you see Entourage where Turtle told too much about Meadow Soprano???

You're blowing it man!!!!

In all seriousness....I have a friend of a friend who went out with her (for real)....supposedly she's insanely shy.

The Bad Guy 11-29-2008 03:15 PM

Ring,

Good work. You should bring Martha Dumptruck too.

R is OK with you dating other chicks? She really does rock.

googlegoogle 11-29-2008 04:01 PM

ashamed at being a Horowitz?

teedubya 11-29-2008 04:05 PM

http://www.millioncelebs.com/fcv5/wi...a-rider-03.jpg


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