WINNER! HANDS-DOWN WINNER!

I hate that mother****er...

ROFL

couldn't find a good place to mention it, but the battlefield mall in springfield had a ****ing 'shamwow' knockoff booth open a few weeks ago. every time I walk by it, I can't help but bust out laughing.

Somebody should shove 'Oxy-Clean' up his ass, then **** him with one of his putty tubes!

He's also a 'Telemundo Douche' as well.

I walk into the mall far enough to go into Fast Break Sports, which is right by the Dillards entrance. This makes me glad I don't venture further.

Exactly, he has a new commercial every ****ing week, and he's ALWAYS YELLING.

3 way tie.

It's clear that I have to do some campaigning for Billy Mays.

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He also does that orange cleaner stuff. Also, doesn't he do the super glue stuff where he's wear a helmet hanging from a steel beam?

How can anyone hate someone with hair THAT black? It's uncanny.

LMAO

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Video and sound production technology make it completely unncessary for the ShamWow guy to have a microphone like that.

NEW RULE:

Anyone hawking this type of product has to do so with the ultra-skinny, ultra-long, 'Bob Barker'-Mic!

VOTE!

That would be Gene Rayburn, n00b.

http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/i...enerayburn.jpg