Bumping this thread.

Here are some pictures of our new home security system. We're picking him up in a month.

That dog looks awesome. Where are you getting him?

Yes, it's too bad she didn't already have one to use on these human debris who rob people's houses.

He looks badass, Mr. SNR. If I were a television thief, I'd sure think twice about burglarizing a home before I punted that little guy about 70 yards into the neighbor's swimming pool.

I think you need a bigger dog.

FAX

Awesome story! Reminds me of my mom, when I was little she saw a woman basically pounding her baby on the sidewalk, she made Dad stop the car, got out and bitch slapped the lady, then asked how she could help her. Haha! I love Mom stories, and cheers to your mother sir!

You have no need to worry, FAX. My folks are getting him from a (reputable) kennel in Canada that breeds actual German Shepherds. This little guy here is not your average American-bred German Shepherd. The actual ones aren't as beautiful as the ones you see nowadays, because these are what the breed used to look like before breeders started to churn out German Shepherds and interbreed them to achieve aesthetically-pleasing dogs. As a consequence, German Shepherds overall have all kinds of health problems, and suffer from hip dysplesia because the dog's breed now has the back end sticking up with the rest of the body, and as a result there is too much pressure on the pelvic bones. As the dog grows older, this becomes a real problem.

Not with these guys. Already in the side-view pictures, you can see that the dog's back end slants, and its hind legs stick out from the body. These are what real German Shepherds should look like. These ones look almost wolf-like. And they grow quickly.

We're naming him Heinrich.

Already said this, but it's a place in Canada. I think just north of Winnipeg.

We're outfitting Momowanian with a new handgun she's more comfortable with for precisely such occasions.

I LOVE German Sheppards. Good looking pooch.

Somedays, I wish I could be woken up at 2 in the afternoon. Man that would be sweet. Good that your mom is safe.

For a second I read this as "Holy crap! My mom is hot!"

Right out of Fargo. Buy dad a wood chipper for when the scum comes back.

This is the best idea I've seen yet.

I hope the dog bites the fat guy with a beard at the US border crossing south of Winnipeg.

that is awesome!