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NFT: requesting feedback regarding Witches. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207323)

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Materials required
Three rowan berries/teaspoon of cloves/Mistletoe/frankincence oil/red pouch/3 Midgets.

Place the ingredients into the red pouch and add three drops of frankincence oil.
As you create your spell believe that
the protective properties of the ingredients
will Shield and guard you from any harm.
Speak the following chant with at least three midgets as spiritual guides

I invoke thee Goddess
Along with thy midgets at my side
To fill my soul with light
To guide, protect and lead
My soul into the light.
I rise above all evil spells
within my soul HER spirit dwells.
All shades of wickedness quit this place
Show not your evil face.
Enter Light, Dark Shadows doom !
Thy presence fills this sacred room.

Tie the draw string together with three knots and repeat

By the power of three times three,
So mote it be.

~ARTEMIS

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5745696)

Speak the following chant with at least three midgets as spiritual guides.

ROFL

are their spells legit LMAO

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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5745701)

are their spells legit LMAO

Of course. They use words like believe, pretend, and visualize!

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5745601)

I know a lot about witches, Mr. Simply Red. I've known several. One of them was kind of a "wanna be" witch, but the others were pretty real. Scary stuff. They weren't exactly evil or anything, but they do make potions (and darn good margaritas), call up spirits, keep "familiars" around (cats, weasels, boyfriends), and are amazing lovers. I liked them because they were different than your typical girl, but I always eventually got the creeps and started looking around for a girl-next-door, cheerleader type to break the spell.

I knew one in LA who was really pretty. Really pretty. Dressed like that blond chick in that band with the two girls and the two guys named after the drummer guy. Used the Ouija board to decide what to have for breakfast. Did really complex and accurate horoscopes, too. She had a monkey for a pet and claimed it started out as an ex.

FAX

I too dated a Witch and you are correct about them being great lovers. The last night I spent with her was in her trailer. She had a wood stove set up in the main room. It was a cold winter night and we had a fire going. All of a sudden, the flu fell out of the ceiling and smoke started pooring into the trailer. I had to put the fire in the stove out, so I poured water on it which only added to the smoke. After the fire was out, we had to go to my place for the rest of the night. I don't believe in witch craft, but I couldn't help but believe that satan had pulled that flu out to get me out of her life. Who am I to piss off satan. So we broke up the next day. But not until I had one last night hot satanic sex.

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5745633)

ok, I realize some of that is a joke, is any of it true? Also, really, what is their goal, what are they after, or is it a simple belief such as a religion?

It's all 100% true, Mr. Simply Red. I may joke, but I do not lie.

I don't think of it as a "religion" since it's a very unstructured way of life. I'm certain that organizations like the Church of Satan think of themselves as a "religion", but a basic, run-of-the-mill witch chick may or may not (most often, in my experience, not) be affiliated with groups like that. The ones I knew were basically just girl peeps interested in the occult, so I would say it was more (as you say) a belief system.

They were big on nature, living for today, holistic healing, granola, herbal teas, and stuff like that. Just in a creepy way.

FAX

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5745924)

That's pretty crazy, wonder what the real accomplished witches can pull off?

The Eagles knew a witchy woman...

This thread belongs on Evil Disney.
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I'm not sure if Fax is joking or not.

But in my experience, I can tell you it's very real. Fortunately, I was young and dumb and got out of that relationship early. But "Witches" take their business very seriously. Whether it's Tarot Cards, spells, etc.

I would say to stay far, far away.

And yes, crazy-ass sex.

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5746211)

That's pretty crazy, wonder what the real accomplished witches can pull off?

About as much as I can..

That girl in the OP is riding the largest feather duster I've ever seen.

She should have gone stock. Much scarier looking.

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5746603)

Here Also... I was about 19 (or was 19) and almost married that weird bitch :shake:. I've seen and heard some weird shit in that relationship... (Weird ass Stories)

Morons will bemoan religion and then plop their kids in front of all the witch shit they got on tv now.
Great. Have your kid grow up wearing black all the time killing goats.
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I like witches. Especially Elizabeth Montgomery.