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LMAO Yeah. That's ALL he's gonna be remembered for. |
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And on that matter, the man wrote "Billy Jean." If a couple of kids had to be molested and mentally damaged in order for that song to have been written, then you know what? That's just collateral damage, baby. |
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These jokes are classless. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Michael Jackson songs sucked. Other than 'off the wall' disco dance album most of them were crap.
The media would go 'gosh' it's another big hit for MJ because of record/cd sales. Most of the sales were to dumb kids and blacks. |
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But the "Thriller" album will stand the test of time. There hasn't been a pop song in the same realm as "Billy Jean" since, and likely never will be. If your 11th month old isn't listening to Michael Jackson, then it will be because his musical taste is poor (like so many people's). |
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What are Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon all doing next month?
Waiting for Patrick Swayze. |
Comedy is not pretty:
Q: What time did Michael Jackson go to bed? A: When the big hand touched the little hand Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song? A: Sweet Child O' Mine. Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f**ks little boys. Q: How many times does 12 go into 50? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: What's 6 + 50 + 5? A: A threesome with Michael Jackson. Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers? A: Michael Jackson's hand! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house! Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds.. Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts? A: He was up to two packs a day. Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson? A: When the bunk beds break. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson? A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children, and the other is used to hold groceries. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung? A: Michael's been able to have kids. Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? A: He was stuck to the little boy carrying the chicken. Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys? A: Monsigneur. Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? A: Got two fives for a ten? Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter? A: Bring-em Young. Q: What do little boys hate about staying at Michael Jackson's ranch? A: The two-drink minimum. |
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