If you don't please her while going down on her. She can wrap her legs around your head. Dislocate your tongue or suck an eye out of it's socket.

The ultimate Snapper Pussy!

I take it she didn't compete in the clean and jerk ... ?

... but won the snatch competition?

FAX

Talk about your sticky situations...
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Apparently you could have. But YOU didn't.

Very well played, Mr. FAX.

And here I thought Clayton was the worlds stongest pussy?

Thanks, but I prefer the skin ON my penis, not dangling off the end like a wet sock.

Something new for my bucket list.

Mine's been dislocated.

Slam that thing against the wall and pop it back in

If I were her husband, I don't think I would want to piss her off. It sounds like she could snatch off his junk faster than a grizzy bear eats a grape.

"Oh Borris, you come lay on me."

Borris: Awwwwwwww!

Tatiata: You anger Tatiata with look at other woman. We now call now stubby.

Seriously. Manufacture the vaginal barbell, put together a Vagercize DVD and have Vince (Shamwow, Slapchop) put together a 60 second commercial for late night TV.

MILLIONAIRE!!

Sounds like she's in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome....

this thread's for pussies.
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That vagina video in the guess her muff thread is just ****ing disgusting.




Sorry this made me think of that.