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"CHIEFS DEFENSE ZONED OUT"

"CHIEFS KICK RAMS SILLY"

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"RAMS OFFENSE TEACHES ANAL SEX 101 TO CHIEFS DEFENSE; CUNNINGHAM STILL LOOKING FOR HANDI-WIPE"

"WARNER'S WIFE CATCHES WINNING TD PASS!"<BR>

I've got to say the crowd hasn't been quite up to snuff this year. At the Monday night game, I thought we were in St. Louis it was sooo quiet. Granted I was sitting in the nosebleed seats, but time was when I could count on a pretty good ear buzz even way up there.
It was the same for the Raider game also. I guess the days of the deafening crowd are gone. I won't be there for the Lambs game, so I'll have to judge by TV. Blech!!<P>

"RAM RECEIVERS POINT TO WARN OUT LEGS AS REASON FOR 4TH QT. WALK OUT"

I've got to say the crowd hasn't been quite up to snuff this year. At the Monday night game, I thought we were in St. Louis it was sooo quiet. Granted I was sitting in the nosebleed seats, but time was when I could count on a pretty good ear buzz even way up there.
It was the same for the Raider game also. I guess the days of the deafening crowd are gone. I won't be there for the Lambs game, so I'll have to judge by TV. Blech!!

DAMN BACK BUTTON!!!! FRIGGIN' FRACKIN'

[This message has been edited by redhed (edited 10-19-2000).]

Well, I was at the game and the only thing that made me sick was all the losers who cheered for Gannon when he was introduced.

People, he's a freakin' Raider for God's sake. I wonder what kind of boost the Raiders got for the opening drive because they knew they were being led by a fan favorite....on the damn road.

If you are a Chiefs fan, and you cheer for any member of the opposing team( family excluded)you suck.

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

I find some of these posts absolutely incredible. We're actually blaming the crowd for the Chiefs poor play on the field? You can't really be serious? It's a joke right? Tell me it's a joke.

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Gary

Lambs enter the Slaughterhouse.

"STOYANOVICH,RAMS EMBARRASS CHIEFS 6-3"

"WITH ALL THAT MONEY, WARNERS WIFE IS STILL UGLY!"

QB grooming statement casts "shadow" on sexual orientation.

Following their 93-10 drubbing of the Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Warner was embarrassed today to learn that his neatly trimmed "stubble" facial hair look is an out-dated throwback to the popular 80's television show "Miami Vice". Further humiliation ensued when he was mistaken for British pop wanker George Michael. "I'd like to apologize to my fans and to my lord and savior, Jesus Christ for creating any appearance that would portray me as an anachronistic rump ranger." Warner said. Warner vowed to submit to multiple piercings and full body tattoos in order to "get with it" and re-establish his masculine image.

LOSS TO RAMS CAUSES MAYHAM WITHIN CHIEF'S COACHING STAFF

Despite the 38 points put up by the Chief's offense on Sunday, Kansas City couldn't stop the Rams potent offense because of poor tackling and a soft zone pass defense. Moments after the loss, Chief's head coach Gunther Cunningham was witnessed clunking special teams coach Mike Stock on the head with a kicking tee, squeezing and twisting defensive coordinator Kurt Schottenheimer's nose with a pair of pliers. Immediately after his attack on Stock and Schottenheimer, Cunningham then attempted to poke offensive coordinator Jimmy Raye in the eyes with his middle and index finger. However, Raye defended this attack by positioning his opened hand between his eyes stopping Cunningham's darting fingers inches before they could deliver the intended blow. When questioned about the matter Cunningham would only respond "moe is the leader" and "I think I need some sleep."


[This message has been edited by Otter (edited 10-21-2000).]

ROTFLMAO

Good one Otter!

Chiefs Slaughter Rams 54-34