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When you take her to the fire station for a date and she blows the guy rolling hose...you're no longer in love When your best friend is married to another man and you're a registered sex offender talking shit on Chiefsplanet...you're no longer in love. You get a call from, we'll call him Boooo's 50 year old girlfriend.....you're no longer in love. When III pop's your cherry while Plattydaddypuss is at Walmart and then dumps you for TennDPHottie, you're no longer in love. |
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When you stop posting stupid threads about her.
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When she would eat the whole thing on the plate.
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I can usually tell it's time to move on when I come home after work and the girlfriend is blowing my brother on the couch... Happens at least twice a year, weird though, since he lives in Houston and the only time I see him, my at the time girl is goin to town in a red bikini muttering something about signs in-between neck bobbles... =(
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When you go from "I can't stand being away from him/her" to "I can't stand being with him/her."
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I'd guess that when you have enough doubt to post a thread on the internet about it, It's about time to break up with Aunt Mom.
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When the thought of going ATM doesn't even excite you anymore.
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Yep, when you don't care anymore. |
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When the doe-eyed beauty becomes the bug-eyed bitch.
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when you would rather jerk off than go through the effort of getting her to have sex with you
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