Buddy Rich will never get a job in our customer service dept.

Or Verizon Fios

Is Verizon Fios in SD?

This guy I used to work with, he fielded a phone call from some telemarketer asking if we wanted to switch our company phone service. We were really busy that day, so the guy said "we're really busy today, don't really have time to talk about it, so we'll pass. Thanks for calling." A few minutes later the same telemarketer called back and said "I'm going to KILL YOU.....".
She didn't know all our company calls are recorded.
So we found out who she was, and later that day, her ass was grass.

So,

Watch what you say at work.

It can be fatal.

Without a doubt. I'll never forget the bitch who told me that my phone was not designed to work indoors while I was watching a commercial with the can-you-hear-me-now guy talking on his phone in a ****ing elevator. :#

It is in Temecula. I believe it is in certain areas of SD. I wouldn't recommend it though. Their customer service sucks, nothing works properly, you get transferred to 15 different departments before you get the right one. If you need to do anything with them you need to set apart at least an hour out of your day.

I have no problems with Verizon Wireless. Its Fios I can't stand. I can't believe they are the same company. The people at Wireless always help me and in a quick amount of time. Fios is pretty much the opposite. Most heard phrase "Im sorry youre having so many issues with us, but we can't do anything for you." fuck you you can't do anything for me. Do something or my ass is going to Time Warner.

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Yeah, I went from Verizon to Sprint to AT&T. That's like going from Mussolini to Stalin to Hitler. ****. :banghead:

I used to work at the Boston Museum of Science in the Telemarketing department. We were the switchboard, the info phone line (in the days before recorded info lines), and we also took incoming reservations for IMAX films and traveling exhibits.

Actual calls I handled.

Caller: "Hi. What do you have playing at the IMAX?"
Me: "We have 'Mountain Gorillas', and 'Antarctica'."
Caller: "Oh, um... what are those about?"
Me: (pause) "Well, 'Mountain Gorillas' is about mountain gorillas, and Antarctica is about Antarctica."
Caller: "Okay, that's what I thought."

Caller: "What's playing in the IMAX?"
Me: "'Grand Canyon'."
Caller: "What's that?"
Me: "It's around 45 minutes, goes over how it was formed, discovered, that sort of thing."
Caller: "No... What's the Grand Canyon?"
Me: (pause) "Uh.... It's a big hole in the ground out West."

Caller: "Can you tell me how to get to your museum from Harvard Square?"
Me: "By car, or by bus?"
Caller: "Okay, thanks!" :::click:::
Me (muttering): "F**king idiot..."

Caller: "Hi, I'd like to reserve tickets for today's 1:00pm "Grand Canyon" film with my American Express card, and pay for them in cash when I get there."
Me: "We don't do same day reservations, the 1:00pm show isn't "Grand Canyon", the 1:00pm show is sold out, we don't take American Express, and we can't hold tickets with a credit card and let you pay in cash later but would actually charge the card."
Caller: (pause) "So.... what are you trying to tell me?"

Me on switchboard: "Hello?"
:::sound of distant static, with an Operator talking over it:::
Operator: "Hello, we have a collect call for you from Westcrapistan."
Me: "We don't take coll..."
:::click::: (she puts it through anyway)
:::sound of distant static, then a faraway voice says...:::
"Eh..... F**k you." :::click:::

wow

Another discussion of the monetary exchange rate quickly evolving into one's personal color preference in elephant penes.

Happens all the time at Fed board meetings.

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