By the way, the poll isn't public. FYI.

I don't give a ****. I wouldn't the whole thing, but I would part of the thing.

Risk vs. Reward

Randal Graves: This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.

Coroner: Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.

[Randal sorrowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]

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I suspect that the answer can be found in the fact that our hands already can reach.

Fantastic point. However, what if you were handless?

Get someone to drill a hole in your bed, close your eyes, gently move your hips forward back and forth and visualize as if you were having sex. That may be a good solution to the problem?:shrug:

I would if my mouth could actually open that wide.

You would have to be very careful to avoid the springs. Maybe get a tempurpedic (sp?)

Good God, there are a lot of potential one who sucks the peniss in here!

For some reason, I thought this was a Dr. Seuss thread. "Would you, could you, in a house...". Boy, was I wrong! LMAO

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WTF is that?

I don't like climbing ladders so no, I won't put any new shingles on my roof.

I think you mean "What What" the **** is that