"I figure If I study high, take the test high, I'll get high grades" - How High

you did it wrong. You're supposed to saute the green in oil and use that oil in the brownie mix.

You got to simmer that shit in but for a long long time to do it right.

Never got sick off of brownies but I had a horrible trip on cookies. Puking, hallucinating kind of sick.

Bringing in the paramedics? What exactly did they do? I mean it's not like it was slowly killing the kids.

WTF is wrong with kids. I just found out that a 5th grade girl in one of our grade schools is pregnant....at 11 years old.

Wow that's ****ed up. Just getting younger and younger. I knew a couple girls in my class that had babies in 7th grade. That seemed really early then. 5th grade is astounding. I didn't even think that was possible.

It's very disturbing to me with a 5th grade boy. Just thinking back to when I was that age, sex wasn't even a thought in my head.


Also, I'm not sure on the age so I probably shouldn't have said 11 years old. I made the assumption because my 5th grader is 11.

what?

a 5th grade boy...

I can see the girl because girls mature fast but I can't see how a 5th grade boy could get anyone pregnant

that's astonishing

No. I have a 5th grade boy at another school. The 5th grade girl is pregnant....no idea how old the dad is.

oh.

Ok then...

Yeah 5th grade is pretty amazing but I can see it...

by 7th grade a lot of girls are totally matured physically...

starting your period in 5th grade though? Yikes.

Maybe if they let the kids smoke pot it would mellow their hormones and they'd wait until at least 6th grade to get pregnant.

Maybe.

(Don't worry - all of my kids are grown. I'm no longer responsible for molding the minds of children. They are all safe from me.)

My daughter is 9, in 3rd grade and already has hair under her arms and has to use deodorant. :(

gross dude, TMI

I blame the Internet. It's too damn easy for any kid to pervert themselves now-a-days.