ROFL

ROFL
*KABOOM!*

Would that be Terro - ist?

:D

ROFL

Get one of these.

http://www.vibrationdata.com/Resources/anteater1.jpg

You need ant defenses, Mr. talastan. Here's a plan that has proven successful for centuries.

1. Acquire shovel.
2. Acquire tiny, little logs.
4. Acquire tiny, little crocodiles.
5. Dig moat with shovel.
6. Stock moat with crocodiles.
7. Build wall with logs.

EDIT: Not sure what happened to "3.". Probably lost knowledge over centuries.

FAX

Google Image search for "anteater". Some good stuff. LMAO

There is a product called "Orange Guard" that is safe for pets and kids that kills ants on contact, and it smells nice like oranges. I have been using it lately and it is great. Also windex with vinegar kills them on contact and scares them away for awhile.

REPOST!

Farm 'em

Monkey with a stick.

http://naturalhygienesociety.org/chimp1.jpg

Or, this would work.

1. Acquire tiny, little logs.
2. Acquire tiny, little nails.
3. Build tiny, little crucifix.
4. Place crucifix near ant path.
5. Capture ant.
6. Affix ant to crucifix.

FAX

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Yeah, anything with ammonia will kill the little bastards on contact.

Another thing you might want to try is to create a small compost pile in some corner of your backyard (closer to the house would expedite the process). The ants will just go to the pile and will probably leave your house alone.