That would be cool if it was a W.A.S.P.

Holy shit.

Upon further investigation I have found that Dauber from Coach is the voice of Patrick from Spongebob.

One of my favorite sitcom characters plays a voice on one of the few cartoons I like.

Inspector private...

Catholic Wasps would a good name for a rock band.

It flies and it stings and it can travel through glass. Nature's perfect killing machine.

Bug of some kind.

That's the thing with bugs. There are millions of them, I think. And all different kinds. It's said that there are bugs out there in the world that we haven't even discovered yet. Like that Giant Golden Spotted Lizard deal. I mean, if we never identified a giant lizard that was hanging from a tree right above our heads, just imagine how many bugs we haven't found. Some of those bugs probably contain juice or venom or bug spit that will serve as a completely natural cure for cancer, baldness, and excessive vaginal discharge, too. That's why we need more people like you, Mr. pr_capone. People who are willing to brave nature's forces while risking life, limb, and nasty, itchy, ass-rashes in order to find new bugs for the sake of humanity and the corporations.

FAX

mikey... that pic gave me chills, man. Jebus.

Ummm, how often do you have bugs near your ass, FAX?

Often times, when one is exploring the deepest and darkest of Earth's more primal forests in search of bugs previously unknown to science, one will find one's self in the unfortunate circumstance in which a poop is necessary or the investigatory efforts cannot continue, Mr. acesn8s. When this occurs, even the most knowledgeable explorer occasionally squats a little too low resulting in an ass-rash of epic proportion. It comes with the job.

FAX