Younger chicks are freaks nowadays...they even go ATM!!!

You do know that she would of illegal age, right?

that shits overrated...

I carry a bag of candy around wherever I go...hush money for 5th graders

that's my go to drunk move...

I've licked some buttholes in my day...I won't lie

that's the funny thing...

I hooked up with her a few weeks ago...I kind of liked her...I even called her the wrong name several times...didn't phase her...

and then last Wednesday...

Let me tell you about last Wednesday...

We wrapped up our 34 week bowling league...we got 1st place...my friend hit the jackpot...

The jackpot hasn't been hit in three years...it's almost IMPOSSIBLE...

1st game you have to strike in the 2nd, 4th, 7th and first ball in the 10th...

2nd game is the 1st, 3rd, 6th and first two in the 10th...

3rd game is the 3rd, 4th, 7th, and strike out in the 10th...

$2500 pot...

****er shoots a 760 series and hits the jackpot...(the guy is a 220 bowler)...

My friend Nate and I mob him like it's a walkoff world series shot...

and then he proceeds to run up a $500 bar tab...shots, carbombs...I get drunker than I have in 3 years...

Point of the story...girl's friend drives me home at 2 AM (I make it blacked out through two bars and make an ass out of myself a countless number of times...)

I puke for the first time in three years...all over myself...all over her car...

I'm like...

Well avoiding THOSE people...

And I did...for two weeks...but apparently they thought it was funny?

That I violated her car with disgusting vomit?

Sounds like a keeper to me.

Not a big deal. She's 19ish and your 24-25. I don't see a problem as long as she's legal, she fair game. It probably just feels weird that you were in school when she was born

This thread is worthless without pics.

I'm not quite that creepy...

No big deal, my wifes 13 years younger than me....oh wait, we all know how well that is working for me!

as long as she doesn't have a dick i don't see the problem

I have sneakers older than her.

well that will most likely be me someday...

I refuse to get married until I'm 35, at the YOUNGEST...unless the girl in question agrees to a Vegas wedding with no family involved...that would be ok.

Have you seen Hootie on here?

An 18 year old girl looks like Einstein by comparison.

I don't know what it is!

A few months ago I was talking to a girl my age, or near...

Blah.

I'm a fool for YOUNG girls...more empowering I suppose...plus they aren't as ruined as 25 year olds.

I feel as if a 25 year old single girl is pretty much ruined.

you said you go ATM thats more then weird/creepy enough to supply the board with some pics/evidence of said 19 year old girl/freak.......just sayin:thumb: