Dear Sarah,

Wanna go camping?

Just ask her for very specific nudie pics like have her stick a banana in her vag and hold a sign that says will you marry me then you will know if its real or not
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Hey dammit! I was gonna take her camping.

LMAO

This thread is awesome.

Dear Sarah, If you went camping and woke up with 3 condoms hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?

Dear Sarah, Do you by chance like grape gatorade?

If the looks you desire are not there, she gave you the out of being "Uncle Pittsie" to get possession of the loot. :shrug:

Gabbing about your prospects for marriage, Gheyest activity in the world. That pretty much sums it up.

Well, next to soccer:)

ask if you can PIIHB, if she says yes, you know it's a fake

Dear Sarah,

How do you feel about 2 chics at the same time?
I ask this, not to give offense, but because it seems like the thing
a girl who would marry me to give me her money would do.

this is important.

Also, It's kosher that I inform you that after the honeymoon at Hotel 6, you ain't gonna shat right for a week.

xoxoxoxo
your loving fIIIIIIance'

You're just jealous the Nigerian scam artist chose me, a gainfully employed professional, over some broke-ass student.

In summation, f off. There have been far worse thread ideas.

Hey, I just expressed an opinion. I'm sick and tired of you SatC gabfests acting all elitist because I'm not interested in your fur'rin girlfriend and all the boring e-mail she sends you.

Insert Iowa bred Pidgen-English catchphrase, whackety-schmackety-doooooo

Tell her thanks but you're not into British women and that you prefer a nice nubian queen.

Dear Sarah, I need to know that you will be a productive wife. I will have to put you to work on the farm for a 3 month trial period before I can marry you. Your responsibilities will include cleaning up afterbirth from newly farrowed sows , scooping hog shit into a bucket and disposing of properly, maintaining the filter in the slurry pit , training the young boars to get hand jobs and fixing lunch for the employees. If you pass the test I'll consider.