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07-07-2010 10:31 AM |
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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB
(Post 6863944)
From your mom.
Seriously though, I was on the rebound from my first girlfriend with some tramp I met online. We didn't go on the conventional "date" we had scheduled. After I picked her up, we both agreed in going back to my apartment and got down to business. Eventually, while doing her doggy style, I was pounding her so hard and fast that I slipped out of her vagina and right into her ass. Personally, I was too busy on the job to tell the difference but then, she looked back and said "So, you like it there, huh?". I was confused, looked down and still recall the horrendous smell of shit that wafted up to my nostrils.
I had her jerk me off after that and then 10 minutes later, brought her back home.
I'm sure many have had much MUCH worse, but that's probably my "worst".
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Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.
You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit. |
