I'm Awesome. But that's less a brag and more a statement of fact.
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Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
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I once constructed a castle made solely of mashed potatoes, gravy, and green beans. It had a moat and a working drawbridge.
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I was named MVP for the month of June at work. Got a $100 bonus for it and the big wigs in the building know my name.
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Should bastards such as those attempt an unseemly attack on my tater palace, I would pour hot gravy on their heads until the ne'er-do-wells took refuge in the biscuit where ... AHA!! ... I would have them captured for all eternity in sticky jelly.
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I've been eating lots of fiber and saving toilet paper in the process. I'm feeling very blessed. A clean poo is a beautiful thing.
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I ran a 50 mile ultramarathon in 10 hours 55 minutes on July 3rd. I am pretty proud that.
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