Everything else in your post is believable. Gonna need the GIF for this. Did he mean to? Accident? did someone else catch it and flip it to him? receiving stats in the NFL can be a little miss-leading.

Not possible the 49ers are going to roll the chiefs like a passed out drunk in an alley. Dane says we have no chance of beating the 49ers at all.

In the 1st possession TD drive, he actually caught a real 22-yd pass deep middle against double coverage. Same drive he caught a 7-yard short left against a safety. Then the Campbell-led offense went to sleep until Gradkowski came in second quarter. Threw a 73-yard TD to Murphy. Then he missed short left to DHB but followed up deep right for 17 out of the shotgun & topped it off with a 27-yard TD to Zach Miller. Then the scrubs subbed in. DHB actually really caught 3 of 4 for 46 yards just like a real WR.

And with his back to the goal post.