Thank you, gentlemen. I'm not a freak after all.

why cut it? Just weave it into your mustache

Whenever I see a hair sticking out I just yank it on out.

Once a week. The mustache too. Gotta be vigilant on that hair.

One day - and I'm not kidding - I was driving in my car and the sun was shining in through the rear window.
My kids started laughing and said I had a hair long hair coming out of my ear. I looked, didn't see anything. They kept laughing and laughing. Finally, I look again in the rear view mirror and the sun hits my ear just right and I discover there is indeed a very long, very albino-ish 4 inch hair growing outta my ear. Looked like something that might fall off the abominable snowman.

From that moment forward, it's been vigilance!

nosey
 

You mean you are supposed to cut those? I just comb them in with my ear hair and moustache.:eek:

Twice daily, with additional treatments in the middle of the day as necessary.

About every other week or so.

Twice a week.

ears are next ... then the eye brows

Whenever I notice them while shaving.

That and ear hair, thank God, are two things I do NOT have to groom/maintain.

About once a week. If not, I start to get "ticklers". Definitely a more fertile environment than the top of my head.:cuss:

My ears are really frustrating. I don't know what to do about all that.

every time I shave my balls

Usually once a week. Maybe once every ten days if I'm lucky.

I always wonder just how out of control my nose/ear hairs will be when I'm in my 80's from all the cutting and trimming I did earlier in my life.