Nothing has changed for me. My ****ing car still won't run, my kid still farts, and I still haven't showered. Everything smells or is broke. It's been a horrible year so far.

Great so far, haven't had to take a shit yet....but hey, it's only 35 minutes old

Maybe it's time for you to get a new car. And spray some air freshner when your kid farts. Preferably Febreeze.

back seat of a cop car still looks the same

Should I go ahead and start the official raiders game thread a day early to just set the 2011 mojo on a whole new level? Or will somebody rip my a new asshole?

And speaking of that, I still haven't had sexual intercourse with another human in 2011. What a slow, ****ed up year.

No. And hell no.

Got home from our NYE party to find the dogs had gotten into the trash.

The wife quickly offered to clean it up knowing that I would have picked up each piece of trash and hurled it at the dogs.

Her fault though... she forgot to put the trash in the garage before leaving.

That aside... all good for the first 40 minutes of the new year.

great so far. a louder than normal explosion just shook the whole house though. (crack lodge area)

This date is just so.... binary

01 01 11

November 11th will be cool....

11 11 11

Woulda been sweet to be around on 11-11-1111.

Good as **** so far. Picked up a pos mustang from someone that owed me some loot but will be able to cover what he owed and take some profit for me and my super mechanic. Drunk and stoned now. **** YEA!

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oh and the motto for 2011

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I can't wait for

11022011

oh and wouldn't be a drunk chiefs fan if I didn't say.

CHIEFS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL

alcohol influenced post doesn't necessarily reflect views of above poster