Yeah, probably not a good idea.
Was just being a wise ass (go figure, I know). I hadn't even heard of the place until it was posted in a thread on here. Methinks my Mrs would whack me in the noggin if I even thought of something like that outloud (and deservedly so).

Crowne & Anchor british pub. Its down by th university.

Love Diablos (in-between NY/NY and Monte Carlo....right on the strip).

Good food....great scenery....not outrageous prices....and one of the best views from a restaurant you'll find on the strip (2nd floor overlooks the strip, with a view of MGM, NY/NY, and the new Hard Rock restauraunt/bar/club straight across the street).

Fremont Street at the Slot arama has THE best 1 lb hotdogs. They are great and not very expensive

There is also a very great steak place inside the 4 queens on the Fremont strip.

The light show at night is awesome too

I always eat at least once at the Bellagio buffet. I pretty much load up on the crab legs and other seafoods. And lots of desserts.

The Burger Bar near the Mandalay Bay is really good. The Aria also has a great buffet.

i like the Pink Taco inside the Hard Rock Hotel.

Worst food Bob Dole ever had when he lived in Vegas.

probably not gonna make downtown, but the steakhouse restaurant @ the top of binions is FANTASTIC!!!!

best ribeye that i've EVAH had! (3 separate trips, it's sooooo friggin' good).

Ellis Island (2 blocks behind the Bally's near the intersection of Flamingo and Koval)

10oz filet, salad, potato, rolls, and either a Ellis Island microbrew or root beer for $6.99. It's not on the menu though, you have to ask for it.

And if you're needing a quick burger late night, the cafe in the basement of Binions is damn good. One of thee best bacon cheeseburgers I've ever had.

If you're really nuts about buffets, you can pay $36 for a 24 hour pass for all you can eat at the Rio, Harrahs, Ballys, caesars, imp palace (do NOT go here), Paris, NYNY, Planet Hollywood, flamingo, and any other harrahs owned resort. My fam and I did it. We ate breakfast at flamingo, lunch at planet h, and dinner at the rio....then we puked. It was a lot of food, but hey, it's Vegas.

I always enjoy the Golden Steer for a good steak and meal. The place is old school Vegas type of joint.

Bobby Flay's Mesa Grill...fantastic!

BUMP.

'cause it's my thread, and it's right around the corner!