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Frazod

01-28-2011 11:37 AM

Every Navy enlisted man has to do a three month stint of endentured servitude to the cooks, referred to as "mess cranking." A guy in my division jerked off in a lieutenant's ice cream while he was temporarily assigned to work the wardroom. Apparently the offending jiz was gobbled down without comment or complaint. :D

Kind of makes one wonder what kind of shit restaurant workers have done to food I've eaten. I'm always very polite to wait staff/people working the counters.

loochy

01-28-2011 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 7389570)

He was giving out taste testes.

Lumpy

01-28-2011 11:47 AM

First in with a "Spaceballs" reference. :D

alanm

01-28-2011 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7389568)

Silly lady. That cup was clearly labeled; Blowgurt.

FAX

blaise

01-28-2011 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7389605)

Yes, thank you. Perhaps next time I'll go search the internet for a youtube clip someone else has prepared to better display my wit.

Art Vader

01-28-2011 11:56 AM

guess she didn't like the 'original tart'

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7381741)

It's one of the eight greatest things on earth. You go in and pick up a bowl. You are then faced with a self-serve array of multiple types of frozen yogurt, which you can put in the bowl in any variety and quantity you want. For example, today I went with a quadrocopia of chocolate, vanilla, hawaiian paradise, and "original tart".

listopencil

01-28-2011 12:03 PM

I would rather watch a video entitled "Woman Claims Taint Was Yogurted".

alanm

01-28-2011 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 7389643)

I would rather watch a video entitled "Woman Claims Taint Was Yogurted".

ROFLROFL

ChiefGator

01-28-2011 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Earthling (Post 7389565)

If true the dude gets charged with battery? Should be a salt in there too wouldn't ya think??

As soon as I finished reading this sentence, it echoed in my head in Stewie's voice.

MOhillbilly

01-28-2011 01:12 PM

had a buddy thatd put pubic hair in peoples mayo.

Sofa King

01-28-2011 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 7389830)

had a buddy thatd put pubic hair in peoples mayo.

i hope you put extra emphasis on the "had" in that sentence.

Donger

01-28-2011 01:31 PM

Should have had some strawberries before-hand, Ernesto.

ThaVirus

01-28-2011 01:34 PM

A little off, but you can get AIDS from swallowing semen, right? I got into an argument with some friends a long time ago, they claimed you couldn't but I don't see how it would be any different than taking some splooge in the vag or petootie. Doesn't everything that you swallow get "absorbed" by your intestines?

wazu	01-28-2011 01:35 PM

I find it interesting that the crime that he would be charged with for this is the same as it would be if he had spit saliva into it.

wazu	01-28-2011 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 7389877)

Found a highly detailed analysis to this question here:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_ge...rough_oral_sex

Sounds like it's purely a risk of if you have cuts or sores in the mouth, as stomach acid kills the virus.

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