who?

Yep, he believes in supernatural beings and powers. Wow that's just frikken crazy. No way anyone else believes in such things.

Oh wait.

Why are people still talking to the Aidsinator?

The guy could not fight in his prime. his only claim to fame was fighting a 50 plus year old Forman~

He scored a nice knockout in that fake fight, though. It appears that he had to punch high because the other boxer had a hundred pounds of padding around his midsection.

tommy & the ultimate warrior should duke it out for the world championship of crazy.

Has he been talking to Teedubya?

Tends to happen in the later stages...

Another sad story in the world of HIV-infected, meth-addicted, mentally-deranged boxers.

Morrison was a talented fighter there for awhile. He flushed his opportunity like so many tend to do. I continue to believe that he had Mercer beaten until that merciless right hand landed. I guess that makes Morrison the poster boy for why you have to keep your guard up both inside and outside the ring.

I am interested in teleportation, though. There are certain times in life when instantaneous dematerialization really does seem like the best option.

FAX

If you wanted to visit the stars this could be quite valuable.

I use bio-thermatic, fluxating, zero-point, gravitational modification for that.

No, I'm talking about those times when an enormous, ugly giant in coveralls and Wal-Mart work boots walks into the bar and, for no discernible reason whatsoever, demands to see your underdrawers.

FAX

I considered it in 95...:cuss:

What about former stars like Tommy Morrison?

That was you? My bad.

I dated a dental hygenist years ago, and she said Tommy would come to her office to get his mouthpieces fitted. Said he was a complete ass - copping feels, hitting on all the girls, basically just a pig and a dick. I also remember her saying on the forms he had to fill out, he put his profession as "gigilo". Yeah, she didn't care for old Tommy Gunn.

LMAO