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Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=243649)

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7545121)

[url]It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

I wonder how they removed it and what kind of glue it was?

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Originally Posted by JBucc (Post 7545169)

The last time I took a crap in a store was at kmart and they had toilet seat covers. I'd never crap in a public bathroom without one unless I was about to shit my pants, even then I'd cover it with tp or hover.

ROFL & :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7545203)

I wonder how they removed it and what kind of glue it was?

If it was Gorilla glue the guys ass is still stuck to the seat.

we did something similar in college in the dorm crappers. We used silver nitrate stolen from chem lab. it doesn't harm you at all, but turns skin absolutely ink black. We called it black assin people.

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Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 7545137)

I do everything I can to avoid taking a shit in a public bathroom. No way I would sit on a toilet in Walmart.

This. I'm not saying the guy got what he deserved, but man, who poops at Wal-Mart?

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7545203)

I wonder how they removed it and what kind of glue it was?

I've always heard that fingernail polish remover is the best thing to use for unsticking yourself with superglue.

well, if in fact it was superglue.

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 7545330)

This. I'm not saying the guy got what he deserved, but man, who poops at Wal-Mart?

Only in extreme cases, and I mean about ready to explode.

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 7545330)

This. I'm not saying the guy got what he deserved, but man, who poops at Wal-Mart?

heh, sometimes you cant wait......just sayin..

The worst is when there are like 4 or 5 stalls and they all are clogged with various forms of diarrhea and excrement.

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Originally Posted by dred (Post 7545415)

I've always heard that fingernail polish remover is the best thing to use for unsticking yourself with superglue.

well, if in fact it was superglue.

yep ...acetone.
dries the skin out something awful though. bet the guy's rubbing his ass down w/skin lotion, now.
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7545443)

yep ...acetone.
dries the skin out something awful though. bet the guy's rubbing his ass down w/skin lotion, now.
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thanks for the boner.

Here is my question.

Superglue dries fast......how in the hell did someone else put glue on that seat and get out of the way in time for him to sit down while it was still wet?

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7545456)

Here is my question.

Superglue dries fast......how in the hell did someone else put glue on that seat and get out of the way in time for him to sit down while it was still wet?

My assumtion was that they layed it on thick, so that the glue might film over, but still have enough there that it will be wet underneath. When ass hits the seat the glue bead will break and ass will start becoming one with it.

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Originally Posted by Buddy Rich (Post 7545447)

thanks for the boner.

ROFLROFL

Looks like we might have a serial gluer on our hands.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9911744/

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7545456)

Here is my question.

Superglue dries fast......how in the hell did someone else put glue on that seat and get out of the way in time for him to sit down while it was still wet?

might not have been just superglue...those fiberglass repair kits come w/a mix and a tube of "hardening agent" that you add before applying.

one time i mixed up a batch and poured the whole tube in, then read the directions that said to only add 3 or 4 drops. got that shit all over my hands, and couldn't get it off. tried everything in the house(except nail polish remover:banghead:). wound up setting off some kind of chemical reaction and my hands started burning like hell. i was the only one at home, so i jumped in the truck and headed for the emergency room, pretty much steering w/my wrists. stopped once at a house on the way to use their hose to water down my burning hands. their f@cking dog bit me.

made it to the e.r. and they poured nail polish remover over my hands while i rubbed them together. got that shit off, but they were burned pretty bad.

not a good time.
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