Ask them if their mower runs out of gas before they can get to the back yard. With gas prices so high they may be able to afford to mow the back yard. :shrug:

Yes, because single women are not capable of mowing a lawn....

What an asshole! How dare you mow that woman's lawn. I guess next you will be trimming her bush.

He totally got gratitude head and just doesn't want to brag....

She is extremely petite. I think it would be really tough for her.

Poop on their yard.

He wishes he was Skip, Likes peeps to think he is Skip. But hes not

how would he even know who skip is then?

In the middle of the night, sneak over there and trim (MOW ME).


It's the equivalent of writing "wash me" into the back window of a dirty van.

You win.

Step 1: Fire, and lots of it.
Step 2: Salt the Earth.

Now they have a maintance free back yard.

Everyone wins.

Put on psywar op, make it loud. This is a Romeo Foxtrot, shall we dance?

They're the best. Small hands are good for my self esteem.

Funny to see this thread.

My wife and I are house hunting and last night we were shown this beautiful craftsman bungalow. Upgraded everything, absolutely gorgeous on a nice, quiet street. The only problem was the neighbor next door had to have been a hoarder. Their backyard was a wreck, you could see all the shit piled up in their house through their windows, and they had a grass roof that hadn't been maintained. On top of that, they had religious/political charged bumper stickers all over the minivan in their drive. They looked like an absolute nightmare.

It was an absolute deal breaker. Once we commented on it, our realtor said he'd shown the house a couples days before and the potential buyer had the same reaction. This neighbor is likely going to cost this seller tens of thousands of dollars in their sale price.

Obviously a lot different than an unkept lawn, but **** shitty neighbors.

small hands make your dick look almost normal sized too? That's why I like midgets...

It very could be the reason FAX hates midgets. That shit creeps him out.