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CrazyPhuD 04-15-2011 02:22 PM

Where does braille porn fit in?

chefs fan in omaha 04-15-2011 02:33 PM

How long until preseason again?

HoneyBadger 04-15-2011 02:34 PM

I don't need a visual aid. Unless I'm staring at the girl on top of me.

ToxSocks 04-15-2011 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 7567315)
This is actually a somewhat interesting question (though I'm frightened to even share this).

I grew up in a pretty puritanical home prior to the invent of the internets. The best material I had was found in a sack of old books one of my dad's friends had given him. They were stored down in the garage, and they were filled with what, to me, were lots of steamy sex scenes (Eric Van Lustbader was one author). Anyway, I still have a soft spot for erotic writing from those early years.

uh huh.

TBH, if someone were to have asked me, "Which CP member is most likely to whack it to erotic literature, who would it be?", you'd have been one of my top 3 candidates.

KurtCobain 04-15-2011 02:35 PM

Wait, NewChief, how the **** you you beat off to a book?

HoneyBadger 04-15-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefs fan in omaha (Post 7567435)
How long until preseason again?

You get off to men playing football?

MIAdragon 04-15-2011 03:15 PM

audio for me is more important that visual.

NewChief 04-15-2011 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7567446)
Wait, NewChief, how the **** you you beat off to a book?

You kids and your new fangled internet. Back in my day, we beat off holding books and we liked it. Hell... books are easy. The Sears catalog underwear section... that takes skill.

NewChief 04-15-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7567443)
uh huh.

TBH, if someone were to have asked me, "Which CP member is most likely to whack it to erotic literature, who would it be?", you'd have been one of my top 3 candidates.

:LOL:

acesn8s 04-15-2011 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7567321)

I see a spinoff poll in the future. To lube or not to lube, that is the question.

Titty Meat 04-15-2011 04:40 PM

This thread was made because of the pic Kristins tits right?

Pants 04-15-2011 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 7567574)
You kids and your new fangled internet. Back in my day, we beat off holding books and we liked it. Hell... books are easy. The Sears catalog underwear section... that takes skill.

I busted my first nut to a catalog. My world was never the same after that.

Rain Man 04-15-2011 04:58 PM

How should I vote if I've come up with an innovative use for a telescope, but I don't look through it?

Demonpenz 04-15-2011 05:10 PM

I half unplug my monitor for that scrambled porn throwback feel

Okie_Apparition 04-15-2011 05:12 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about taking a shit & needing reading material. And thus it has begun, two threads always to get responses are combined. Wacking and pooping & Gochiefs is banned an unable to post. Let's throw in the things that make you want to break things & now we have 3 threads combined. If your still reading this **** you. 4


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