Random inappropriate or racist comment.

Emoticon followed by reference to previously departed poster

Personal small talk, unrelated to thread, that should probably be handled via PM.

Baseless accusation of a mult.

complaint about CP policy/moderator

Drunk angry comment barely related to topic...

Encouragement to PM a certain moderator regarding special requests.

Why do you generalize so much!

comment made: "who gives a ****?"

comment made: "apparently you do, since you posted."

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Post by someone who breaks the character of the thread.

Humorous, clearly fabricated, anecdote barely tangential to the topic

Upward arrow referring to last post and palm-to-forehead emoticon symbolizing thread's frustration.

To DC!

Well thoughtout and long winded reponse that nobody reads.

Disparaging and predictable comment regarding a certain qb.