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Dave Lane 07-05-2011 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 7730104)
"I'm not very good with women. In fact, I had to ask CP what opening line to use in order to trick you to go out with me. I am however, incredibly honest. Thats hard to find in a guy these days. Wanna go out"
If you aren't good with women this is a good crutch. You'll find out right away where you stand. Usually it's better to bring the kettle to a boil first with some witty word play, some innuendoes, and a little kino, but failing the skill to do any of that the direct approach is the next best.

Dave Lane 07-05-2011 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7730122)
Dave is prolly the last person you should listen to on this subject.
Dude I've forgotten more women than you ever dated, but nice try.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-05-2011 08:03 AM
"My name is George, I'm unemployed, and live with my parents."

Otter 07-05-2011 08:04 AM
I offered her a Skittle and asked if she wanted to go to a baseball game and she said yes. It's a go so far!

stevieray 07-05-2011 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7730125)
Dude I've forgotten more women than you ever dated, but nice try.
:LOL:

...says the guy who tucks in his sweater and rips on women who wouldn't give him the time of day.

stevieray 07-05-2011 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 7730129)
I offered her a Skittle and asked if she wanted to go to a baseball game and she said yes. It's a go so far!
perfect..like Bwana said, low pressure is the key.

Bwana 07-05-2011 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 7730129)
I offered her a Skittle and asked if she wanted to go to a baseball game and she said yes. It's a go so far!
That's Great Joe, but you still need to get her on the river swinging some flyline, to see if she is worth the time. :thumb:

http://www.herndonrods.com/rod%20and%20fly%20box.JPG

Otter 07-05-2011 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 7730135)
That's Great Joe, but you still need to get her on the river swinging some flyline, to see if she is worth the time. :thumb:

http://www.herndonrods.com/rod%20and%20fly%20box.JPG
Thanks Hoss! I never claimed to be an expert on women and don't mind asking for input and guess whose taking out the brunette, not some of you jugemental ****s...me!

And she's smoking Bwana!

Dave Lane 07-05-2011 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7730131)
:LOL:

...says the guy who tucks in his sweater and rips on women who wouldn't give him the time of day.
Says the guy who dresses up like dead people and goes out in public.

Pants 07-05-2011 08:20 AM
Hot girls get wet for smart dudes. True story.

loochy 07-05-2011 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 7730068)
What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
Say "Hi, I'm _____. What's your name?" Then just talk about stuff. If it's not meant to be it's not meant to be. You don't really need an opening line. Canned opening lines don't work. Just talk.

stevieray 07-05-2011 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7730148)
Says the guy who dresses up like dead people and goes out in public.
...and the women LOVE it.

jealous much?

stevieray 07-05-2011 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7730152)
Hot girls get wet for smart dudes. True story.
...don't forget funny.

Otter 07-05-2011 08:27 AM
I'm going to ask both Steve and Dave to cut the shit. If you guys want to be invited to the wedding stop it now. Both you guy are cool but acting poorly.

*slaps knuckles with a ruler*

stevieray 07-05-2011 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 7730160)
I'm going to ask both Steve and Dave to cut the shit. If you guys want to be invited to the wedding stop it now. Both you guy are cool but acting poorly.

*slaps knuckles with a ruler*
....just don't try too hard.

...good luck!


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