What is it about New Mexico?...a Phoenix cop was in the paper today for having been busted in New Mexico over the weekend for soliciting a pro, who was really an undercover cop.
Seems they agree on a price of $45, he gave her a $5 deposit, told her to wait til he came back. Cuffed and stuffed.

Too much information we don't know yet....

Nice...

Good for him.

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Mr. Lippman: You're fired!

George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

You have the right to remain moistened
Every thrust you make will be held against you

Is that Coach Haley?

He was just doing a body cavity check for suspected drugs.

I'm Sorry

Duh #Winning

damn you. That was going to be my joke. Although i was going to go all out with a picture of his face photoshopped and everything.

Did Bachman's husband get to you?

Is this the new method of Tasing?

That is my thought on what was going on. She paid up, he collected, and the dog got the spillage.

ROFL