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Saggy Pistachio is good. Let's go with that.

You can read up on him on his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabby_Piscitelli

He's been cut by the Bucs and Browns before coming here.

I think I like a combo option:

Slappy has to be a winner, doesn't it? But I also like the thought of likening him to a greenish, misshapen half-split nut.

So I am putting my weight behind Slappy Pistachio.

Oh, and Useless Mother****er. Don't forget Useless Mother****er.

LMAO

There is alot of funniness in this thread

I thought he was the one refered to as Jersey Shore

Former 2nd round pick. What happened?

Piscitelli received an invitation to attend the NFL Combine due to his outstanding performance in his last year at Oregon State. He had an excellent workout performance, posting the fastest pro-agility time of 2006 while also running the 40 yard dash in 4.44 seconds and recorded 19 repetitions at the 225 lb bench press test.

hes awful, the Bucs cut him when they had no safety depth he was that bad. Raheem Morris, a players coach, wanted no part of him because he sucks

Just call him William Bartee and be done with it.

That's what he reminded me of yesterday.

The Chiefs must believe in his "upside." The dreaded word that means you aren't good yet.

I used to call Bartee and Warfield "Crispy and Toasty."

Maybe we should call Slappy "Scorch."

What concerns me is that we all knew this even before yesterday. Why didn't they?

Scabby Puscatelli, obviously.

Holy hell what happened to him!!!!!!!!!! He looks slower than moses on Valium!

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Thanks to whoever started this thread for brightening my day. I've been flat out pissed since yesterday at 12:05, this at least helps me laugh about it.

lol, I first read that as "molasses on valium", which might be even more apropos...