To be clear, "Every Time Steve Jobs Dies" means you clean it so infrequently that, aside from accidents, it might as well be considered "Never".

I actually have a pretty sick man-cave right now. That being said, I will do your lawn for cheap since your a Chiefs fan. Although in Omaha thats probably not strange. Here in NJ, seeing another Chiefs fan is an event. When I was managing a movie theater a Chiefs fan talked to me for like 20 minutes and wouldn't let me go. Not that I tried that hard to walk away.

When it looks dirty..

The Chiefs are probably the majority but we actually have a strong mix around here, lots of Viking, Bears and even Donk fans. And the occasional scumbag Raider fan as well.

I just buy a new one when I can no longer fit routinely used microwave safe dishes between and below all the crud.

Never, I have my bitch Stanzi do it for me.

I think every town has the occasional scumbag Raider fan. The NFL is about as spread out as any sport. Out of all the friends I have come over on Sunday, there is a fan of KC, NE, SF, MIA, GB, TB, BUF, DEN, NYJ, and NYG. Its not like I have 20 people either. Its basically 1 of each. Yet with those same people in hockey, baseball ect its all basically 3 teams or less.

Never. Doesn't bother me.

Haley cleans mine, he is a pussy.

Agreed on the first part. What the paper towel makers should do is market some round paper towels to make micowaving food easier to cover.
As for the wife and kid thats par for the course. ;)

I have a lot of dishes w/o covers.

I usually clean it when the spilled cheese is hard and black enough to be used by the NHL.
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Every weekend. I clean everything in my house usually on Saturday or Sunday.

Your poll doesn't give the appropriate choices - I clean it every time it needs it. I wipe things up when they splatter. Sometimes that is often, sometimes it isn't.

I do not use mine much, except for microwave popcorn, and that rarely makes a mess. So maybe once or twice a month.