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lcarus 10-22-2011 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8037565)
This is similar to the clerks at gas stations that say, "you're going to spread the wealth, right?", when you buy a lottery ticket. WTF are they thinking? No, asshole, I'm going to take my winnings, buy this damn gas station, and fire your poor ass. Pfft.
That reminds me how much I hate when there's 10 people in line at QT and one asshole buys 12 scratcher tickets and decides he's gonna scratch them right there at the counter. They're lucky I'm not off my meds.

Deberg_1990 10-22-2011 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8037501)
So I was at work eating a crappy McDonald's lunch the other day. This dumbass co-worker came up and serious as day told me "Hey if you get Boardwalk let me know. I got Park Place. We can split a million dollars." Yeah...if I get Boardwalk I'm gonna order 5 medium fries and leave you and every other idiot in this dumb town behind forever.
Why does everybody always call McDs food crappy yet they always eat it?

keg in kc 10-22-2011 08:56 PM
I'm like the biggest monopoly sucker ever. Every freaking year I go to McDs at least a half dozen times during the damn thing. Busy work schedule + declining self control + (no) chance of winning = expanding waist line.

lcarus 10-22-2011 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 8037579)
I'm like the biggest monopoly sucker ever. Every freaking year I go to McDs at least a half dozen times during the damn thing. Busy work schedule + declining self control + (no) chance of winning = expanding waist line.
Heh, any time I get a free sandwich I either lose it or toss it. I get the feeling if you go through the line to order a sandwich and pay with that little square of paper they give your Big Mac extra special sauce..if you catch my drift.

milkman 10-22-2011 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 8037575)
Why does everybody always call McDs food crappy yet they always eat it?
It's cheap.

Lumpy 10-22-2011 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8037572)
That reminds me how much I hate when there's 10 people in line at QT and one asshole buys 12 scratcher tickets and decides he's gonna scratch them right there at the counter. They're lucky I'm not off my meds.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the scratch off ticket assholes. I hate the ones that stand there looking at the different types of tickets, then begin asking the clerk about them. Listen, dickhead, this isn't a fricken Krispy Kreme donut shop! :cuss: Or better yet, do what I do and get a quick-pick PowerBall. GAH!!

Deberg_1990 10-22-2011 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8037625)
It's cheap.
It's really not all that cheap anymore. Some of those value Meals are 6 or 7 bucks now.

Bugeater 10-22-2011 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8037625)
It's cheap.
And fast.

lewdog 10-22-2011 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8037768)
And fast.
And a tasty alternative to a laxative.

Bugeater 10-22-2011 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 8037763)
It's really not all that cheap anymore. Some of those value Meals are 6 or 7 bucks now.
2 McChickens, value fries and a value Coke = $4 + tax

Lumpy 10-22-2011 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8037625)
It's cheap.
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8037768)
And fast.
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Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8037770)
And a tasty alternative to a laxative.
I really wish you guys would stop talking about Frankie's mom.

CaliforniaChief 10-22-2011 10:07 PM
The tragedy is that with the odds as poor as they are, by the time you've actually found Boardwalk and cashed in your $1,000,000 minus taxes, you'll have to spend your entire winnings on a cardiologist and/or oncologist due to all the large fries/Double Quarter-Pounders you will have downed.

88TG88 10-22-2011 10:25 PM
Didnt they get caught rigging this monopoly thing like 10 years ago ?

4th and Long 10-22-2011 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 8037537)
Has anyone ever really won one of those things?
Here's a 2010 winner. http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-122...,4925910.story

RealSNR 10-23-2011 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 8037853)
"My phone was going crazy. I must have had like 20 friend requests on facebook."

So the douchebag was homeless yet still had a goddamn smartphone and a data plan? :spock:


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