Today is the one day of the year that Federal Law allows all women to be bat shit insane without fear of prosecution. Not only do I not shop, I leave my vehicles off the roads and front yard.

I think we should use these Black Friday shopping mobs as a way to thin the herd. Tell them there's an amazing deal on stuff, let 'em line up, and when they all burst through the door they find it was actually an opening in a wall with a 500 foot drop to the ground.

**** NO! Not stepping out doors today.

Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart *UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ****ing douchbag.

Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk.

That looks exactly like what I experienced last night

No kidding, with the S&W 500 within reach! :evil:

I would literally pay twice as much for my Christmas presents rather than fight these insane crowds. The fact is, though, that with a lot of internet vendors having great sales to compete, I won't have to. I don't do any Christmas shopping in the stores if I can avoid it.

Hell yes! Those rounds you gave me will go through 7 or 8 zombie shoppers at a time.

Velkum to Rosha!

I went to Walmart this morning and nobody was hardly there shopping crazily. I bought some shaving gel and air freshener.

Yeah, those rounds will go through about anything. :thumb:

Guess I'm a lier about not going out. The hot chick that live in upstares appartment ask me to take her. Wish me luck. Gittity gittity...

hell no. i came to work.

the wife and daughter left at about 7:30 last night so they could drive 3 hours to some mall around the lake of the ozarks. **** that.

they finished up down there and drove back through como to shop some more. **** that.

she just called and said they were back home. they're gonna sleep a few hours, then start hanging up Christmas lights on the house. **** that.

Merry Christmas.
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This damn waffle maker is only 9 bucks any other time of the year, look at the butt crack on the fat chick

http://i43.tinypic.com/az9d3.jpg

Not for nothing, dude, but your Christmas present selection sucks ass.

Not what she meant, dumbass.

::: knock on Tattoo's door, he opens it :::
::: hot upstairs neighbor in skimpy clothing :::
"Take me, Tattoo! Take me now!"
"Uhhh... okay, but I hate Black Friday shopping so I'll wait in the car."

:D