Dog is my co-pilot but has, on several occasions, tried to lead me into traffic.

Dog wakes me up in the middle of the night puking up various items he assumed were edible earlier in the day. If not for dog I would be too well rested and missed out on many quality late night movies.

I open Chinese restawant and dawg incwease bisness thiwty pewcent!!!

Way to ruin the thread you ****job.

LMAO

I almost started this exact thread earlier. Stupid minds and all...
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Well aren't you a precious little douchebag today.

Dog never judges me. I'm teh awesome to dog. I can curse dog and dog is cool with it as long as I give her a piece of cheese. I can get drunk with dog and dog doesn't say "another?" when I grab my 10th beer

You can tell people are unhappy when the say dog gone.

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Obligatory picture of the one true dog.

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that's a pit bull for the dumbasses out there.

Dog taught me that if it really itches that bad, do the carpet humping thing.
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Dog made this a better thread.

Dog ****ed my mother.

Dog hasn't done shit for me, other than cost me money and leave ****ing Dog hair all over the damn house. Plus Dog expects us to feed Her and give Her attention and throw the stick 375 ****ing times in a row.

dog loves stick.