I've been there on vacation a few times, and got the same vibes Fire Me Boy! described as far as food, tourist hell, etc... it's a pretty generic tourist destination, IMO.

No, I'd stay between 11th Street and 80th Street. NMB is pretty rough too, but that is basically MB proper. Tourist area is basically 11th to 29th.

For living, seriously, go to Carolina Forest.

Are there plenty of jobs? IM covered, but I have two people with me.

Not sure about the job market. Sorry.

I know alot about it...

Wide ass open in the summer, bumper to bumper traffic.... In the winter, you could die in the Walmart parking lot and lay there until spring....

I lived close to there as a kid

This is fairly accurate, which is probably why I liked it in the winter and hated it in the summer.

In the summer, you can't hit the early bird dinner at Chili's without waiting in line, let alone normal dinner hours. In the winter, you can go wherever the hell you want without waiting. It was quite nice.

Don't know of any jobs unless you want to work in a restauraunt

Or Walmart.

Yeah, it is a golfers dream. I used to spend a week there in the spring for a few years.
Saw Iron Butterfly in concert there in 1970. :D

If you like living in Branson, you'll love it there. It's basically Branson with an ocean.

There's a good amount of truth to this.

I used to live in Murrells inlet SC just south of there as a teen, I worked in a seafood restaurant, I would get off of work about 1 am and go home and shower, get Moms car keys and head to Myrtle Beach about 10-15 miles away... In the summer, the city never sleeps...

Party all night, sleep until 4, go to work repeat process...

Fun times

This is pretty accurate, actually.
MB is a very cool spot and within 20 minutes of great food.
Haha definitely not a bible thumping place despite its southern location.

Not this. Maybe for a visitor, not for a resident.

I know only of the golden-eyed sand creatures that rise from the beach at night and gnaw off the arms of the living. Oh, and good seafood.