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Rain Man 12-29-2011 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8243511)
I decided not to pay taxes this year, just to see how long it takes the IRS to catch on to me.

That seems like a good idea.

Buehler445 12-29-2011 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8243515)
Not estimates, but we withhold and we overwithheld in the last quarter. Plus it turns out that we can depreciate DaFace.

Score!

My DaFace is on backorder until next year so I can't 179 him.

Slainte 12-29-2011 02:22 PM

I'm grinning because I live in Spain and I don't pay ANY federal (or state) income tax on my salary.

Oh yeah, I have a military retirement pension and I do pay taxes on that...until I file for the year and I get all the taxes back in my return, because my taxable income is so low.

Slainte 12-29-2011 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8243511)
I decided not to pay taxes this year, just to see how long it takes the IRS to catch on to me.

3,7 years. Guaranteed.

RockChalk 12-29-2011 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 8243482)
Did you make estimates or something?

I hope so, because not paying tax typically equates to not making money. Unless you bought a new slave (DaFace) and Secion 179'ed him. That'd make sense.

I'm going to owe a bunch (for me at least). :huh:

But I've got some money saved up to pay them.

Holy schnikes. About 75% of my clients always tell me they forgot to hold back (or pay estimates) throughout the year. I never feel bad because I tell each and every one of them to make sure they've got it covered about 10 times throughout the year. :facepalm:

R8RFAN 12-29-2011 03:59 PM

I will be stroking another Big Check this year.... Enjoy my money

RockChalk 12-29-2011 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8243511)
I decided not to pay taxes this year, just to see how long it takes the IRS to catch on to me.

Really it depends on your situation...

It you have tax documents (W-2's, 1099's, 1098's, etc.) then it will take the IRS less than a year to send you a friendly letter.

If you don't have these documents, you may never hear from them until you file again.

ShortRoundChief 12-29-2011 04:08 PM

I don't believe that you are grinning. I think this is a trick.

tmax63 12-29-2011 04:52 PM

I sold 85 acres of farmland this spring so I know I'm gonna get bent over the tree trunk and told to squealllllllllllll

R8RFAN 12-29-2011 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tmax63 (Post 8243912)
I sold 85 acres of farmland this spring so I know I'm gonna get bent over the tree trunk and told to squealllllllllllll

But you are part of the 1% it's your duty LMAO

tmax63 12-29-2011 04:59 PM

Actually I'm not. I've been on my 2nd million for a long time now since I gave up on the 1st one.

joesomebody 12-29-2011 05:20 PM

I'm hoping/counting on a decent return. I've never paid this much in withholdings before. It's a little ridiculous (to a recent college grad.) If the government really does keep all of this money, there is something seriously wrong with the system.

FAX 12-29-2011 08:21 PM

Well, to be perfectly honest with you guys, I'm not as happy now as I was before.

The White Cheddar Rice Cakes were great, but I got White Cheddar Rice Cakes dust fragments in my keyboard, so I used a can of compressed air to blow those fragments away and "BAM!!" ... White Cheddar Rice Cakes dust went friggin' everywhere, man ... and, I got some in my eye. I can now say without fear of emendation that White Cheddar Rice Cake dust in your eyeball hurts like a White Cheddar Rice Cake Bitch ... it's scratchy, too.

FAX

R8RFAN 12-29-2011 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8244317)
Well, to be perfectly honest with you guys, I'm not as happy now as I was before.

The White Cheddar Rice Cakes were great, but I got White Cheddar Rice Cakes dust fragments in my keyboard, so I used a can of compressed air to blow those fragments away and "BAM!!" ... White Cheddar Rice Cakes dust went friggin' everywhere, man ... and, I got some in my eye. I can now say without fear of emendation that White Cheddar Rice Cake dust in your eyeball hurts like a White Cheddar Rice Cake Bitch ... it's scratchy, too.

FAX

I always liked those...

WV 12-29-2011 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Slainte (Post 8243615)
3,7 years. Guaranteed.

3 years would be my bet for sure.


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