Were you in jail, bud?

Ahhh. Damned if it doesn't have a nice ring to it.

**** every last one of you mother****ing ball lickers.

Nah that's a little over the top, I prefer the subtle restraint shown in the original thread title.

Nope. Just divorcing, moving to a new city, starting a new career, kinda just going through the lowest point of my life. So hey ROFL

Fax has an alt. Who would have guessed?

What kind of career are you starting?

We've missed you.


no we haven't

Not starting it anymore. Just doing it. Oddball niche in the medical field.

You're a suppository tester.

I know, I know. I'll try to contain my bs to this surely short lived thread and just be a sporadic decent poster otherwise.

Whatever BS you bring can't be any worse than Manning Mayhem has been around here for the past 2 weeks.

Funny you should mention that. Do you have any interest in taking part in a test for a radical new treatment of baldness?

Do any of the known side effects include hair-loss in the back region because I would definitely be in for that.

Dude, the voices in your head are escaping again.

"Ban his ass!"

"No, don't, be a nice Mod."

"**** you, asswipe! Ban his ass!"

"Shut up! It's too noisy in here, I can't think!"

And, by "suppository", he means "penis".

Except you're not directly related to anyone, and they're not whipping you with anything but a metaphorical extension cord.