Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8517970)

People who drive slow in the fast lane need TO ****ING DIE. :#

Originally Posted by jiveturkey (Post 8518034)

"I'm fresh out of snacks I'm going to cross 3 lanes in one move and exit, cause I can't pass a QuickTrip".

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8517984)

No. THEY NEED TO DIE.

The last ticket I got was because of one of these pricks. For miles this cheesehead one who sucks the penis stayed right next to the car in the right lane. I tapped the brights, honked, nothing worked. Eventually I just left the brights on, and the ****er still didn't move. Finally the guy in the right lane slowed up a bit (I'm sure he thought the guy was a dick too) and I gunned it and passed the offending car on the right. Then, of course, he speeds up, so I speed up - and as my luck would have it, just as I passed him I got nailed by a Wisconsin cop. 91 in a 65, $300 ticket. Have I ever mentioned that I hate Wisconsin and every one who sucks the penis in it?

I regret not writing the guy's plate number down, but it's probably just as well. I would have hunted him down.

Originally Posted by JD369 (Post 8518096)

:spock:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8518102)

I'm sorry, is there some part of that you need explained? Should I use smaller words?

Originally Posted by jiveturkey (Post 8518034)

Has anyone mentioned Asians? It's not just the Chinese these days. People from India drive like their afraid of the gas pedal.

It's not a cow Ramesh! Punch it!

They come from a country where everyone drives like the lower half of their body is on fire and then they come here and relax on our roads.

And don't get me started on the mini-van driving obese. They're busy juggling cheese burgers and can't even maintain a straight line.

"I'm fresh out of snacks I'm going to cross 3 lanes in one move and exit, cause I can't pass a QuickTrip".

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 8518104)

:spock:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8518102)

I'm sorry, is there some part of that you need explained? Should I use smaller words?

Originally Posted by verbaljitsu (Post 8518117)

true story:

One of my partners gets a phone call from someone who received a ticket for driving too slow in the left lane.

Caller: "This is totally unfair. I'm a safe driver! They should be writing tickets to all the people that passed me, not to me!"

Partner: "sir, in my career I've defended murderers, rapists, wife beaters, drug dealers, and every brand of stupid kid you can think of. But I don't defend scumbags who drive too slow in the left lane. You've got to draw the line somewhere." Click.

Originally Posted by verbaljitsu (Post 8518117)

true story:

One of my partners gets a phone call from someone who received a ticket for driving too slow in the left lane.

Caller: "This is totally unfair. I'm a safe driver! They should be writing tickets to all the people that passed me, not to me!"

Partner: "sir, in my career I've defended murderers, rapists, wife beaters, drug dealers, and every brand of stupid kid you can think of. But I don't defend scumbags who drive too slow in the left lane. You've got to draw the line somewhere." Click.

Originally Posted by JD369 (Post 8518124)

It's dangerous driving slow in the passing lane. I'm sure there are many, many, accidents caused by this type of driving.