This

Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.

Yep, can't add much to this. For the record, I've been using this, though I might research that monkey butt powder.

http://www.goldbondultimate.com/imag...les_powder.jpg

Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?

I'm a veteran ball powderer now. I use my brother's girlfriends makeup brush to apply it. Otherwise it can get messy.

http://static3.depositphotos.com/100...-and-Brush.jpg

It's got nothing to do with urine really lol. It's for sweat. You don't ever get batwings when it's hot out? You use deodorant for your armpits right? Well this is basically the armpit of an obese giant, with an asshole and cock&balls an inch in either direction.

Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...

Plus if you use her makeup powder, she can powder her nose and suck you off at the same time. Win win.

Get you some Fresh Balls.

http://www.primermagazine.com/wp-con...alls_inset.jpg

I'm starting to wonder if Icarus is a mult.. LMAO

It's like the rush you get from eating a York Peppermint Patty. You feel re-energized. Like nothing can stop you in your endeavors. You're a superhero basically. With fresh testicles.

http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//u...ceman442px.jpg

WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!

double :facepalm: :facepalm:

She doesn't know. :evil:

My balls smell like her face and her face smells like...my balls. :D

Plus I get to feel kinda artsy as I do it.

This thread has given me a new outlook on life. I'm gonna start a company that makes ball powder. I'm gonna call it Chowder Powder. I don't feel like anyone's really cornered that market yet. I feel like with the right marketing techniques and a good brand of ball dust that will knock your undies off, I can take home the testicle hygiene treasure.

are you insinuating two women powder your balls? Those look like 2 left hands to me.