I have your Chinese name: OneHung-Lo

It's rather unfortunate you don't have Schweddy balls.

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Your probably right in the fact that you have the balls of a 70 year old.

i'll be the first guy to say, there's nothing worse than sitting on a nut.
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Regular ol' briefs will give you all the support you need :shrug:

I haven't worn a pair of plain ol whitey tighties in years. I think I should go out and get some just for old times sake.

I'd also like to wear those really soft blue pajamas with the white plastic footies. Do they make those in adult sizes? I'd wear them to the office. No shit. They're comfy as hell.

Getting one caught in your zipper sucks.

ROFL worst feeling ever. That's why I switched from boxers to boxer briefs. Comfortable but just enough support to keep from sitting on the boys.

well, i haven't ever snagged a nut in the zipper, but close to it.
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I strap mine to my ankle.

one in each sock.
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has to be done:

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I buy khakis for work every couple of years, and I'm due. Every ****ing pair it seems like I try on have the waistband around my hips and no room for my nuts. Even brands that I currently own. Driving me nuts.

Lol. Well playEd sir

Needless to say, the zipper (and jeans)were sacrificed in the rescue.