I would try to find some kind of completely tasteless gruel. Because the same taste of anything will make you want to throw up eventually,

Appetizer: Romaine lettuce, blue cheese dressing, tomatoes, onions, and black olives.

Main course: Beef Brisket, french fries, sweet corn on the cob.

Dessert: Subway Macadamia nut cookies.

Drink:Water all day, every day. I love ice cold water.

Peyton Manning's pussy.

Mac and Cheese

I'm willing to bet that the tasteless gruel would have you wanting to throw up by the third day... but I see what you did there.

If we're throwing out health concerns, sushi.

That's easy. Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No doubt about it!

I thought sushi was healthy... no? I don't mind sushi but the seaweed it's usually wrapped in makes me gag from a texture standpoint.

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Apps: Crab cakes, oysters on the half-shell (shucked by somebody else)
Course 1: Crawfish bisque
Course 2: Wedge salad loaded heavily with bacon, cheese, sprouts, and slathered in a fruity vinaigrette.
Course 3: Surf & Turf -Kobe beef tenderloin with pan-seared scallops and lobster tail. Sides: Cheesy spinach, sweet potato, bacon-wrapped asparagus, peaches and cream Iowa corn on the cob
Desert: Snickers pie and pistachio ice cream
Drink: Since I'd like some variety I'm going to cheat and say Sam Adams Seasonal even though none of them are near the top of my list, Sam Adams does have a healthy seasonal offering that offers plenty of drinkable variety. Is that totally cheating?

It is cheating but the specifics beg forgiveness. Nice.

I'd have to say my bacon and jalapeno stuffed hamburgers. Those ****ers are damn good.

Thanks for answering each part specifically.










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It's healthy, but if it's all you ate you'd have mercury poisoning in no time.

Ron Swanson will have the bacon wrapped shrimp...