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Ok, one more LMAO gun lovers will enjoy this...

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Disguised Weapons
Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07
Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/knife1.JPG

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/knife2.JPG

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m3.JPG

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a ****ing dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, reeruned dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother ****er. I hope you get hit by a car. **** off, eat shit, and die.

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Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 8905683)

Ok, one more LMAO gun lovers will enjoy this...

LMAO "If you look closely..."

This is the best thread ever. I am ****ing crying laughing. The guns are awesome. The picture of the gun in the cup had me dying...."at first glance it looks like a normal party cup" ROFL

"Still thirsty for justice?"

ROFL

I've only read the few quoted in the thread so far.. LITERALLY in tears.

Add me to the list of literally crying while reading these. Holy crap I can't stop laughing!

ROFL....I can't stop laughing. I've been on this guys site reading these for the past hour laughing my balls off. My pillow has a wet spot from my tears rolling down my cheek, I shit you not. I am not stopping anytime soon so I will probably be dead tired at work tomorrow lol.

The special Olympics hockey instructor ROFL

Very old and Q but still funny.

I came across this guy from the concealed weapons one posted in a gun forum. Good stuff, they're rumors that it is all fake but still hilarious regardless, if you go through his archives it is good for some laughs.
Posted via Mobile Device

Literally laughing my ass off.

that dude is hilarious, ROFL

I read all of these to death about a year ago, but I'm dying all the same.

The one with the TV is out of control.

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Originally Posted by A Salt Weapon (Post 8905844)

Well....I kinda thought so too, but if you read his FAQ portion of the site, he says that only about 1 out of 10 people actually respond to his bullshit, and even then he only posts the good ones.

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Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 8905877)

I read all of these to death about a year ago, but I'm dying all the same.

I was thinking the same thing...

LOL at "the only sport he'll be playing is shitting in a bag"